Charlie said my post about the charge of elitism among the pajamahadeen was “boring.” After crying my eyes out all night, I wake up to find that the wise Kurt T benevolently left some words of instruction. This is my response.
::: running and grabbing my pencil :::
::: scribbling out notes and conclusions based on the musings of guru Kurt T. :::
Begin…
Create the GREATEST BLOG POST EVER, A Recipe,
bybased on the teachings of Kurt T, additional assumptions and probably right wing meanie judgements by Randy1. Do no talk about metadata theory unless you know what SQL means. Nobody, no way, no how will ever listen to your theory if you don’t know what SQL is. for the record…my guess is squid livers.
Regardless of your credibility or not, the chances are that it will still be boring. Squid livers just aren’t appealing. But then again, every blog post IS better with interpretive dance.
2. Must remember to invite Brangelina Jolipitt to do that spy counterspy thing with lots of disposable luxury cars and guns. Pretty people in fake dire circumstances that conclude well within 2 hours rocks the Casbah.
4. Do something on the order of a felony causing rapid motorized flight to the Mexican border, this will cause an archetypal mother ( female authority figure) to speak to you in clever and compelling ways. Any post that has Florence Henderson giving you a verbal smackdown…well, people, that’s just entertaining.
5. Added for extra flavor, mess up the numbering system on this recipe to freak all the people who know how to do math out. They love that. All the random thinkers are like, “14. What numbering system?”
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9. 1 part Brangelina Jolipitt, 1 Part Florence Henderson talking smack, 28 parts of dangerous machines at high speeds -1 part of dancing squid livers = THE GREATEST POST EVER!
8. And as always, don’t feed the trolls.
The musings of the Kurt T have been duly recorded, greatly expanded and will, in the future on rare occasions, be fully implemented.
Do you have a recipe for THE GREATEST POST EVER? Wanna’ share your wisdom?
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